kanye strikes again

not a video post, because I think if this were in video form my head might implode. However, from a recent Kanye interview in Details mag:

"Titles are very important. I like to embody titles, y'know, or words that have negative connotations, and explain why that's good," he says. "Take the word gay-like, in hip-hop, that's a negative thing, right? But in the past two, three years, all the gay people I've encountered have been, like, really, really, extremely dope. Y'know, I haven't, like, gone to a gay bar, nor do I ever plan to. But where I would talk to a gay person-the conversation would be mostly around, like, art or design-it'd be really dope. From a design standpoint, kids'll say, ‘Dude, those pants are gay.' But if it's, like, good, good, good fashion-level, design-level stuff, where it's on a higher level than the average commercial design stuff, it's, like, gay people that do that. I think that should be said as a compliment. Like, ‘Dude, that's so good it's almost . . . gay.'"

wow... just. Wow.

"I think we're dead."

Golden. The guy who snorts off-screen is a gem.

OMG

i don't even have words for this

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.ece

David after the dentist

I emailed you this, but I still had to post it. Its youtube status is already legendary.

I just want to add that the lines "I feel funny" and "WHY IS THIS happening to me???" really hit home.

squirrel melts

Ok I know I'm blowing up the blog right now with prolific and nauseating posts, so I promise I'll give it a rest after this one. But have you SEEN this?? I can't remember if I ever showed you this, or if you ever saw it in general, but it is truly priceless:


"Nutritious"... honestly?! Mayo, cheese, non-whole-grain English muffin, more cheese and, er, squirrel. This is as nutritious as a heart attack.