My next professional endeavor might be figuring out how to land the internship that lets me rush a Snuggie out to Ellen on tv. I can't get over the entire family wearing snuggies, roasting marshmallows. How is hovering over a blazing fire wearing a ...blanket with sleeves ...safe? Smokey the Bear does NOT approve.
Showing posts with label materialism. Show all posts
Showing posts with label materialism. Show all posts
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Saturday, October 18, 2008
America's Next Top Asshole
"You have to think of something within, something that makes you feel warm." (e.g. your seven houses)
Monday, September 15, 2008
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