rappers' delight?

This is definitely a little painful, and I can't tell if it could possibly be real, but...

All you tap dancers and yodelers can suck it.

just 'cause it's Friiiiidaaaayyyy!

And also because it's mid-December and we've only posted two things. WHAT?! And because I'm a huge fan of fourfour, the blog where this came from (linked at right, I'm assuming you've clicked on it by now). And because, you know, Celine is ridiculous.

Behind the scenes: Thanksgiving

This is right after she pardoned a turkey for Thanksgiving.

I'm willing to believe that Sarah Palin isn't dumber than a moldy rock, but only if there's hard evidence that she's been drunk for ten years straight.

chances: slim to none. This is holiday-season gold.

Candy rhymes with... Mandy. Clev-er.

was looking for Saved (aka the greatest movie ever for Christian-lite snark) clips on youtube and came across this gem:

Can we take a moment to relive the plasticized pop that dominated our middle-school years?? Pretty sure I read somewhere that she wasn't actually old enough at the time to be driving that car in real life. Anyway, this made me cringe a little but I'm proud of Mandy for powering through both this AND the chinless manchild that is Zach Braff, to become the charming, confident, brown-haired lady we all know and love today.

this is maybe the most bizarre thing i've ever seen....

i can't decide if it makes me like elijah wood MORE or LESS. i will only ever see him as a hobbit which actually is bonus points but... i'm overall pretty confused.