Ellen just breathed life into this blog.

my unrequited love lives on.

This also brings up the decades-old paradox: Am I more jealous of Ellen or Portia??

Ellen wears a Snuggie

My next professional endeavor might be figuring out how to land the internship that lets me rush a Snuggie out to Ellen on tv. I can't get over the entire family wearing snuggies, roasting marshmallows. How is hovering over a blazing fire wearing a ...blanket with sleeves ...safe? Smokey the Bear does NOT approve.

you probably watched this on-air.

<3 lacey

ellen's in my top 5