Ellen just breathed life into this blog.

my unrequited love lives on.

This also brings up the decades-old paradox: Am I more jealous of Ellen or Portia??

so you're still mad about Freaks and Geeks???

greatest thing ever:

you'reacockyou'reacockyou'rea.........

I just wanted you to know what I was talking about Moll when I start saying this to you at work.

kanye strikes again

not a video post, because I think if this were in video form my head might implode. However, from a recent Kanye interview in Details mag:

"Titles are very important. I like to embody titles, y'know, or words that have negative connotations, and explain why that's good," he says. "Take the word gay-like, in hip-hop, that's a negative thing, right? But in the past two, three years, all the gay people I've encountered have been, like, really, really, extremely dope. Y'know, I haven't, like, gone to a gay bar, nor do I ever plan to. But where I would talk to a gay person-the conversation would be mostly around, like, art or design-it'd be really dope. From a design standpoint, kids'll say, ‘Dude, those pants are gay.' But if it's, like, good, good, good fashion-level, design-level stuff, where it's on a higher level than the average commercial design stuff, it's, like, gay people that do that. I think that should be said as a compliment. Like, ‘Dude, that's so good it's almost . . . gay.'"

wow... just. Wow.

just to put a smile on your face

"I think we're dead."

Golden. The guy who snorts off-screen is a gem.

OMG

i don't even have words for this

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.ece

marie really needs to get some mahble columns.

for your continued viewing pleasure...
(i felt this was only right to be my first blog post) =)



p.s. scarlett might be one of my top ladies.

the jobros drive me wildddd

and my thoughts about them are going to put me in jail.




but really? stevie and the jobros? if i, one of their biggest supporters, does not agree with this collaboration, i can only imagine what the haters are saying.

that said, it's not a bad performance. i don't mean to be contradictory but considering the fact that they paired a legend with some (hot) preteens, it's entertaining.

David after the dentist

I emailed you this, but I still had to post it. Its youtube status is already legendary.

I just want to add that the lines "I feel funny" and "WHY IS THIS happening to me???" really hit home.

benvenuta in Italia.

Carissima Molly,

Ononare il tuo arrivo!

Non te preoccupare... C'è un campanile fuori della tua finestra.

rappers' delight?

This is definitely a little painful, and I can't tell if it could possibly be real, but...

All you tap dancers and yodelers can suck it.

squirrel melts

Ok I know I'm blowing up the blog right now with prolific and nauseating posts, so I promise I'll give it a rest after this one. But have you SEEN this?? I can't remember if I ever showed you this, or if you ever saw it in general, but it is truly priceless:


"Nutritious"... honestly?! Mayo, cheese, non-whole-grain English muffin, more cheese and, er, squirrel. This is as nutritious as a heart attack.

Deep fried WHAT?!

This is posted over at fourfour but in the interest of spreading the cheer around to the two other people who read this blog (shouting out Marie right now), here you go. I would like to apologize for the fact that this is my second deep-fried post in the recent past but... oh who am I kidding. I'm not sorry.



PS Molly please be aware that THIS is in NO way appetizing to me.

Molly's 2 fave things

In case you haven't seen this, which you probably have, given your radar for all things Jonas and Obama girls. However, just in case:



I love how Sasha is all, "I'm not dancing with Joe Jonas... Joe Jonas is dancing with ME."

Ellen wears a Snuggie

My next professional endeavor might be figuring out how to land the internship that lets me rush a Snuggie out to Ellen on tv. I can't get over the entire family wearing snuggies, roasting marshmallows. How is hovering over a blazing fire wearing a ...blanket with sleeves ...safe? Smokey the Bear does NOT approve.

Obesity crisis: Count me in.

If we ever live together Mollz, we cannot get a deep fryer. We can't do that to ourselves, or to our friends who would have to wheel us out the door on flatbeds.

Anyway, maybe 10:30 is too early to be thinking about lunch, but it's videos like this that make me wish Italians had discovered the world outside pasta.

P.S. Keep your ears open for a prime "that's what she said" moment.

Bing Bong Brothers

I'm not sure if you're familiar or not with the Whisper Song, but it's one of my least faves. It's really awful, the link there is the edited version of the song but use your imagination. I'm not a prude but... really!? Those are the best lyrics you could come up with?!

Anyway, this video is amazing. After the greatness that is Jizz in my Pants, I had to watch the majority of the lonelyisland videos on youtube and discovered this gem.

What invert you like

Marie's sister's grad advisor made this. When he gets famous because of this blog, I'm going to ask for my very own starfish.