prop 8, little l8

Neil Patrick Harris - not sure where he goes in my top five lists, because right now I have two: guys (straight - cause, you know, I have a shot with Leo) and ladies (all flavors). Vote: Do I need a new list for Mr Harris, or do I just add him to one or both? I think I just answered my own question.

"Prop 8 - The Musical" starring Jack Black, John C. Reilly, and many more... by Jack Black

i'm not sure if you've seen all the videos of people doing the dance to beyonce's single ladies music video... they may have been posted on here but i forget. anyway, this video proves things have gone TOO FAR. but i kind of love it.

i think j-mraz is my number 1.

this won't embed but go here

http://www.jasonmraz.com/MerryHolidays/merryholidays.html

and watch and enjoy and fall in love, just as i did.

just cuz it's been awhile since i've watched this...

A contemporary twist on a classic

Charlie Brown Christmas has and probably always will be my favorite Christmas movie. I have extreme feelings of nostalgia and can even remember the old early 90s commercials that used to go along with it when it aired on network television (which it did the other night, on ABC). Santa twisting Oreo cookies, anyone? Anyway, this YouTube gem is a holiday season must-see.



you're welcome.

just 'cause it's Friiiiidaaaayyyy!

And also because it's mid-December and we've only posted two things. WHAT?! And because I'm a huge fan of fourfour, the blog where this came from (linked at right, I'm assuming you've clicked on it by now). And because, you know, Celine is ridiculous.

"At what point did you choose to not be gay?"

Rampant girlcrushes aside, Jon Stewart will, and forever will be, my number one.

The Daily Show With Jon StewartM - Th 11p / 10c

Mike Huckabee Pt. 2

Barack Obama Interview
John McCain Interview

Sarah Palin Video
Funny Election Video

me and andy samberg's babies are going to be so cute.

i can't decide if i love or hate this.

happy belated Thanksgiving

Dear Molly,

You are the moist-maker to my Thanksgiving leftover sandwich.

Love,
Your favorite disgruntled ex-pat

this really makes me laugh.

http://www.holytaco.com/2008/08/04/church-signs-that-wont-make-you-go-to-church/

This really has no relation to anything, and it's old so you may have seen it, but we just watched Free Willy so I'm sort of really into anything involving humans and animals being friends.

<3 Rahm

This is probably one of the more hilarious things that has happened on Capitol Hill.

daytime TV that's NOT Ellen?!

When Tina Fey takes over the world, I'll know the universe has won.

This is almost as good as the SVU thing they did ("The letter, M!!! buh-bum.")

Behind the scenes: Thanksgiving

This is right after she pardoned a turkey for Thanksgiving.

I'm willing to believe that Sarah Palin isn't dumber than a moldy rock, but only if there's hard evidence that she's been drunk for ten years straight.

chances: slim to none. This is holiday-season gold.

chickens being awesome

all the single ladies x2

ridiculous.

if i had legs like that i'd have no cares in the world. sorry it won't embed. this one's also fun.



all i have to say about this is "dance bisquits."

I need some motivation

to go running in the morning. Slash, get in shape. Slash not have a spare tire.

and of course, these two always make me smile.

Cat in a box

This could be a metaphor for my life... jump in, get stuck, hide under the table.

mesmerizing.

JCDC Versus LEGO from Four H on Vimeo.

no peench!

maybe you have seen this, but I definitely missed it ... anyway it cracks me up.

i have no words to describe how great this is.

http://cdn1.ustream.tv/swf/4/viewer.45.swf?cid=317016

relief, pride, joy, hope.....

... & jon stewart.

sorry, no tina....

more tina.

oh, did you not get my internal memo about this becoming an exclusively-Tina Fey blog? probs cause I sent it to your lotus notes, right before Chris at the HELP desk signed us up for every spam mailing list in cyberspace. Marist help desk <3 kate & molly.

anyway.......

bizarre.

anne hathaway: fledgling girl crush

non-election, purely funny material ... the shenanigans of that Italian asshole really made a lot of people love her, me included.

Candy rhymes with... Mandy. Clev-er.

was looking for Saved (aka the greatest movie ever for Christian-lite snark) clips on youtube and came across this gem:

Can we take a moment to relive the plasticized pop that dominated our middle-school years?? Pretty sure I read somewhere that she wasn't actually old enough at the time to be driving that car in real life. Anyway, this made me cringe a little but I'm proud of Mandy for powering through both this AND the chinless manchild that is Zach Braff, to become the charming, confident, brown-haired lady we all know and love today.

I had to post this.

for what this video lacks in Blake Liveliness, it makes up for it in hilariousness.



for whenever you finally get to sit down and watch some vids. Bring your earphones to the 'net cafe? Slash get a mac. You know, whatevs. If - I mean when - you come to Italy, I'll let you use my, uh, IBM ...

j-mraz is my number 1.

well, at least he is right now. i watched this on tv yesterday and was making sexual noises at the screen. she also had him in the dunk tank and his shirt was all wet and stuck to him after and i just wanted to rip it off him.

i just spent a few minutes trying to add to that but i can't think of the right words to express my love for him.

i haven't watched the vids you posted yet because the dude at the internet cafe prob wouldn't appreciate that. but i will as soon as i can.

tina fey is the dream.

So for some reason the first video got taken down, the full clip, and now I can only find a clip. Le sigh. Anyway, you don't have a computer anyway, so you probably have no idea what I'm talking about. Regardless, Tina Fey = topmost member of top five.

America's Next Top Asshole

"You have to think of something within, something that makes you feel warm." (e.g. your seven houses)

so cute

tiny justin, jc, and my personal fave ryan gosling. impossible to watch the whole thing but brought back memories, i watched this show 24/7.

you probably watched this on-air.

<3 lacey

for some reason things like this get me a little teary eyed...

mainly because my number 1 girl crush blake lively is in it.

in case you haven't seen this yet...

this is maybe the most bizarre thing i've ever seen....

i can't decide if it makes me like elijah wood MORE or LESS. i will only ever see him as a hobbit which actually is bonus points but... i'm overall pretty confused.

A dream come true.

I cannot get enough of Tina Fey.

but the real S.P. I will do without, thanks.

what obesity crisis?

I add corn syrup to my Yogi Tea daily.

satirizing satire

OK so maybe EW's kind of whoring out the cover to boost newsstand sales... but I guess that's the point. If irony ran the world...!

<3 Dolly.

Embedding on this video is disabled because the BBC comes from the most oppressive nation in history, but it's priceless all the same.

In other news, it's ten minutes after ten a.m., I am eating a yogurt, and already thinking about lunch. It may be time for a hobby.

In anticipation and honor of Thursday's Office season premiere.

...even though I will have to illegally download it sometime on Friday afternoon. Thanks, NBC and iTunes for making my life just *that* much more irritating!

¿Tu necesitas más Samberg?

I believe you originally exposed me to this. It's back on nbc.com, they must have paid off aphex twin.

Italian lessons, parte due.

and on a related note: I'm pretty sure that this article says that the famous show, SNL, has created a character that many Italians don't really appreciate. But the author of the article says that frankly it doesn't really bother him cause it isn't, like, too far from the truth? And that Americans have a different sense of humor? I think? (The cigarettes thing, though, is non-negotiable. Die in jail indeed.) Anyway, I'm not sure, since I'm one of those Americans who lives in Italy but doesn't speak Italian. I may have to do some field research. But for the record, Andy Samberg... top 5.

top 5. once you see sarah marshall you'll love him even more.

Rosetta Stone is SO last semester.

Yo Mollz ... practice two things:
1. your Italian skills
2. your fitting-int0-my-duffel-bag skills

This video can help with the former.

Tina Fey... also in my top 5.

was having trouble getting this to embed... anyway, this is pretty much the best thing I've seen in a long, long time.

i knew it.

Dear Santa/Molly,

Please buy me this for Christmas. Thanks.

Cordially,
katharine

Miracle? You decide.

in other news, I miss you Molly.

Obama Nation LIVE

Les Misbarack | Funny Jokes at JibJab

absoLUTEly.

Sarah Palin is a ... wait... what was it?

oh, RIGHT: hockey mom.

I want to be Amy Sedaris.

If I went on Martha Stewart I would teach the audience how to make hotdogs... and also about how good they taste with Coco's pizza rolls as a side dish.

ellen's in my top 5

i kind of couldn't sit through the whole thing but... still amusing.

I don't have a quarter.

The What-Do-You-Want-For-Dinner I-Don't-Know-What-Do-You-Want? Dialog Generator Results:

Kate: So, what do you want to eat?
Molly: I don't know what do you want to eat?
Kate: I guess I'm not really that hungry.
Molly: Yeah, me neither.
Kate: How does falafel sound?
Molly: Hmm, we have that a lot.
Kate: yeah.
Molly: So you're really not hungry?
Kate: Well, I could probably eat something.
Molly: Like what?
Kate: Just about anything, really.
Molly: How about meatloaf?
Kate: Yeah, I guess that's ok.
Molly: I don't know now.
Kate: You don't know? Come on.
Molly: We could order Chinese.
Kate: You're too lazy to go out and get food?
Molly: No, I guess not. Where do you want to go?
Kate: I was thinking that new falafel place.
Molly: That's all the way downtown!
Kate: It's supposed to be good.
Molly: I guess I'm just not in the mood.
Kate: Well, what are you in the mood for?
Molly: You said just about anything.
Kate: Anything but falafel.
Molly: You suggested that earlier.
Kate: I did? hmmm.
Molly: I always feel like meatloaf, but we never go.
Kate: That's fine..
Molly: I guess I'm just not in the mood.
Kate: Well, I could probably eat something.
Molly: We could order Chinese.
Kate: yeah.
Molly: You said just about anything.
Kate: I was thinking that new falafel place.
Molly: You suggested that earlier.
Kate: We could flip for it.
Molly: What are we arguing over?
Kate: falafel or hamburgers.
Molly: heads.
Kate: I don't have a quarter.
Molly: meatloaf.
Kate: Yeah, I guess that's ok.
Molly: Let's get a pizza.
Kate: Yeah, ok.
Molly: What's your favorite number?
Kate: 300.

courtesy of
http://www.onfocus.com/eat_generator.asp

Joshua FTW

I mean.....


Yes, please. Molly I know deep down you're rooting for Twitch but my heart belongs to Joshua.

This house smells like an army of orzo decided to let loose with napalm.

Gurl, where's the bootyhole?!?

Removed from cyberspace: GURLLL that's a bootyhole!!


I can't deal. My memory now has to keep this eight-second marvel alive for eternity.

stolen from the bucket list....

Who are you voting for?


Twitch<3



Courtney (she stole a spot in the Top 4 from Chelsie and I'm still bitter.)





Katee (never has been my fave... but she's SO GOOD.)




Joshua (also <3)



A guy has to win this season (in my opinion) so it's either Twitch or Joshua and I just can't decide.